Little Angry DollMid Week Horoscope - Aries Lucky Beer – VB.
November 2nd 2006 11:19
Virgo
Just because you want to clean doesn’t mean you have to. Put down the mop, click your Spray and Whip down from kill to stun and repeat after me “There’s no place like mould, there’s no place like mould, there’s no place like mould.”
Sagittarius
Thinking about a holiday? Think again. And have a chat with someone who has heard of the words “Financial Advisor”. Lucky destination – Dubbo.
Taurus
Taurians! Isn’t love lovely? Isn’t it awful when you get caught out? Ever though about thinking with your head instead of your heart? Or at least planing your tryst ahead?
No. Your ruling planet, Venus, the Godess of Love, didn’t either. Shameless whore that she was, she repeatedly cheated on her husband, Vulcan. He wasn’t a looker but he had a good trade. Don’t get above yourself this week.
Capricorn
I don’t like you.
Gemini
With a third level wizard moon crossing your demi ascendant, his week is all about money. Even if you are not a Financial Advisor, don’t be surprise if a stranger asks you for a loan this week. This could be a request for train fare to Dubbo. Say no. Tell them to get a job. They will appreciate your upfront approach. Keep an eye out for your watch.
Libra
Decisions, decisions. Going to the video store is a lot like opening the fridge. You already know what’s in there, but nothing really seems appealing enough to actually commit to. Be daring this week and ask for help from the fifth person you stand next to in the New Release section. You may find your best friend’s eventual soul mate.
Cancer
Aren’t you moody this week? By Wednesday, even The Dud at work will be avoiding you. Try not to let it go postal. Throw a sicky instead. Go shopping and take your rage out on a hapless shop slave. Your colleagues will be glad to see the back of you and your family will thank you. Lucky Number – pi.
Aquarius
With the moon on a Charisma Point 7 Saturn Return this week, you’ll just go out and get drunk by yourself in the garden. It’s probably better that way.
Pisces
“Why does it always rain on me?” Because you are wet. But that’s not a bad thing. Bung on the tears this week and you’ll be surprised by how many people offer you sympathy sex. Lucky Story – “When my cat/dog/fish/parent died.”
Aries
Never one to back down, this week you may find your mouth bigger than your fist. Be careful. A heated debate could end in a bar room brawl. Get to the pool cue first and you will win. Lucky Beer – VB.
Scorpio
Dreams are interesting, aren’t they? Lay off the barbiturates this week and try sleeping with nicotine patches instead.
Leo
If you’ve been thinking about an old lover, the AVO should be served on you this week.
Just because you want to clean doesn’t mean you have to. Put down the mop, click your Spray and Whip down from kill to stun and repeat after me “There’s no place like mould, there’s no place like mould, there’s no place like mould.”
Sagittarius
Thinking about a holiday? Think again. And have a chat with someone who has heard of the words “Financial Advisor”. Lucky destination – Dubbo.
Taurus
Taurians! Isn’t love lovely? Isn’t it awful when you get caught out? Ever though about thinking with your head instead of your heart? Or at least planing your tryst ahead?
Capricorn
I don’t like you.
Gemini
With a third level wizard moon crossing your demi ascendant, his week is all about money. Even if you are not a Financial Advisor, don’t be surprise if a stranger asks you for a loan this week. This could be a request for train fare to Dubbo. Say no. Tell them to get a job. They will appreciate your upfront approach. Keep an eye out for your watch.
Libra
Decisions, decisions. Going to the video store is a lot like opening the fridge. You already know what’s in there, but nothing really seems appealing enough to actually commit to. Be daring this week and ask for help from the fifth person you stand next to in the New Release section. You may find your best friend’s eventual soul mate.
Cancer
Aren’t you moody this week? By Wednesday, even The Dud at work will be avoiding you. Try not to let it go postal. Throw a sicky instead. Go shopping and take your rage out on a hapless shop slave. Your colleagues will be glad to see the back of you and your family will thank you. Lucky Number – pi.
Aquarius
With the moon on a Charisma Point 7 Saturn Return this week, you’ll just go out and get drunk by yourself in the garden. It’s probably better that way.
Pisces
“Why does it always rain on me?” Because you are wet. But that’s not a bad thing. Bung on the tears this week and you’ll be surprised by how many people offer you sympathy sex. Lucky Story – “When my cat/dog/fish/parent died.”
Aries
Never one to back down, this week you may find your mouth bigger than your fist. Be careful. A heated debate could end in a bar room brawl. Get to the pool cue first and you will win. Lucky Beer – VB.
Scorpio
Dreams are interesting, aren’t they? Lay off the barbiturates this week and try sleeping with nicotine patches instead.
Leo
If you’ve been thinking about an old lover, the AVO should be served on you this week.
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Comment by TonyK
AFL Central
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
The mystic lucky eight ball is telling me you should try the Dead Cat Sympathy again this week.
Comment by TonyK
AFL Central
Comment by Whatever
WHATEVER
Question: Does my best friends eventual soul mate happen to know mine?
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
I had a Yoda one.
The Force says pick up you will, but score you will not.
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
It is hard to see. Are you in the comedy, drama or art house section?
Comment by TonyK
AFL Central
I like your sense of humour
Comment by Whatever
WHATEVER
Comedy is the lucky ticket.
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
No. Burn the letters and erase all SMS to cover your trail.I see you crossing water this week. Don't worry - you won't fall in.
You may be tempted to make an impulse buy later in the eastern hemisphere, for deodorant.
Comment by Whatever
WHATEVER
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
Personal lucky poet of the week - Wordsworth
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
Sorry sweetie, Lily's picture has erased my right margin (Oldest Things), can you repeat... from...
Love the ........? Keep it to the left until tech support has a chance to have a fiddle with it???
Lilla....
Love Wordsworth and this post, thanks I bought a nice swing chair [in the garden] for the job!
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
Health Focus
Poetry Lighthouse
MS Paint Art
I'm an Aries, just had to come in on this one. I almost got there earlier in the week.
katyzzz
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
But I'm feeling optimistic this week after reading my horoscope!
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
what does 'emo' mean...
Is it like the young girl in the Incredbles who hid behind her hair...?
Thankful for all any help I can get...
Lilla...
Comment by Stuart
Mediated
You're pretty much spot on.
Generally Emo's are seen as part of the Goth subculture, but are moody and introverted instead of kinky, like dressing up and going to parties.
As for me, I need to get some nicotene patches
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
Emo is short for Emotional and is basically the old 90's grunge punk renamed. Poor me, no one understands, blah blah blah. I loath whinge music.
I'm getting back to you - re your lovely poetry.
Hi Stuart,
Go with double strength and start a Nicotine Patch Nightmare Diary.
Comment by Little Angry Doll
Falling Haiku Leaf
I'm looking into my crystal rock deoderant and I can see you in front of a computer. Perhaps you own one.
Kylie W
It's never the ones you hope for. I see a MOR comedy in your future. Perhaps with an old Friends cast member.
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
Good Luck. Its easy.... I used patches, gum and the tablets...no worries but I did it - clean now for six years...
DId you read your horrorscope, it may offer some help...?
Lilla...
Oh one more question ... sorry ....
Is it pronounced : ehm-oh or emo (short and sweet)...
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
I look forward to your comment.
Lilla...
Ps, did I say I loved this post...?
Comment by Anonymous
I am a Gemini and I've been hit up for money three times this week.
Love your writing - sorry I'm using your computer!
Can I use your credit card?